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Thursday, April 05, 2012
REALLY, GWYNETH? Perfect in a way that does not inspire hand-release, your on-screen suicide will be stunning in Blu-Ray. This yoga pose is called the blonde courtesan. Your on-screen suicide will be worth it in pay-per-view. Your theatrical legacy is a futile enterprise. This is the part where you simper, lisp a seduction, a showpiece, a powerful monologue about hope. I’ll always remember your head in the box. Your theatrical legacy is a solemn endeavor, perfect in a way that does not inspire hand-release. Your theatrical legacy is a tiresome exercise, tantric showcase, tactile consort. This is the part where you simper, lisp a seduction. This yoga pose is called lazy-eyed princess. This is the part where you simper, whisper, golden statuette, perfect in a way that does not inspire hand-release, such stagecraft, a powerful monologue about hope, tantric showcase, this yoga pose is called my mother the Quaker. I’ll always remember your head in the box, a showpiece, a powerful monologue about hope. I’ll always remember your head in the box, and this yoga pose is called seven the hard way. Perfect in a way that does not inspire hand-release, tantric showcase, tactile consort, a showpiece, a powerful monologue about business, cooking. This yoga pose is called the soulless performance. This is the part where you simper, lisp a seduction, but don’t ever dress up like a man again. You’re a showpiece, a powerful monologue about hope. |