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Tuesday, April 17, 2012
ESCAPE ARTIST 2 All escapes are the same, but none are alike. When I left, I stole your daughter and her diorama of the swanky void. She has no idea that foreign money is fueling household debt, but she knows a beautiful emptiness. It’s how we escape justice. The headlines read, Man Commits Crime to Escape Nagging Wife, and Bank Robbers Drop Loot During Escape, and Money Laundering and the Proceeds of Crime. One asks, Are there Nazi War Criminals Still at Large? Another offers, How to Deal with Being in Prison: Step-by-Step Instructions. Employees said a man entered the store and demanded one billion dollars in customer funds. He reportedly said, Money is the key to escaping abuse. Being an escapist did not pull in the money I’d hoped for. |