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Monday, January 24, 2005
”I Put the Fuck in My Pussy.” Kids say the strangest things, don’t they? When I went to pick Mia up on Friday, our daycare provider told me Mia said something that I’d get a big kick out of. “Oh, really?” “Yes. She came up to me and said, ‘I put the fork in my purse.’”* The other parents and kids looked confused as to why this would be amusing. I guess they’re not up on our child’s interesting mispronunciation. In other news, our garage sale was somewhat of a flop (for us, anyway). And I no longer need to worry about whether the Steelers will make it to the Super Bowl. And if you’re having trouble seeing/loading the title graphic, I might just go back to the old template. And I’m going to be giving away a mix CD in the next 36 hours, so stay tuned. * In and of itself, this may seem like a very odd thing for a child to say. But she has a thing for forks and purses. Both of which she was likely playing with at the time. |