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Monday, October 11, 2004
Things Mia has mastered in her 25.5 months on the planet:
-- Accurately locating her “booty” (with both hands) when that part of her body is referenced.
-- Asking for more “juith” when the liquid in her cup is “gone.”
-- Kicking a soccer ball on command (and in the general direction requested).

Things Mia’s father has not mastered in his 33 years on the planet:
-- Chewing with his mouth closed.
-- How to avoid making improper comments in mixed company.
-- How to keep his wife from wanting to paint and/or re-arrange several rooms in the house every 6 to 12 months.