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Tuesday, October 26, 2004
All My Friends, the Socialists
I got this link to a political quiz* over at Dawn’s. It uses 40 questions to determine where you fall in the political spectrum/axis. So, I forwarded the link to several friends** and family members. Turns out my wife is more of a “centrist,” but almost all of my friends (who responded) are more liberal than I am. And my boss must be fuckin’ Karl Marx.

I also forwarded the link to my mother-in-law, who is a tax-friendly social conservative (otherwise known as a “totalitarian” . . . Darth Vader is an example they give of a celebrity totalitarian). I’d guess Michelle’s dad would be at least as socially conservative, but much more fiscally conservative.

Observe the results:

Where do you fall?

* I forwarded this to one of my coworkers, who sent back a link to the site’s “slut” quiz. Turns out I’m 54% “slut.” There were comments from some of the other respondents (who were much sluttier). One wrote that he’d fucked his best friend’s girlfriend in the elevator of his apartment building. Another wrote that after receiving oral sex from a “pretty young girl,” he proceeded to have sex with the girl’s mother while the girl was in the shower. However, the icing on the cake was the guy who claimed that he’d sucked off his best friend’s dad. I don’t know how true any of these claims are, but shit . . . that last one is just plain wrong.

** All this political writing/talking/ranting is going to come to an abrupt end sometime next week (I hope). After the election, no matter which way it turns out, some of these same communists friends and I are going to start a political ‘blog. There are many details to be worked out, but if/when something shapes up, I’ll let you all know.